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Chaka: I need you to get me on the national news, pronto. He also mentions in the audio commentary of the feature film that it took three submissions to the MPAA for the film to earn an R rating. Jay: You guys are gonna ruin my movie career. Mr. Smith may have hit his target, but he aimed very low. Love- Jay and Silent Bob. Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly (whose name is taken from Land of the Lost characters [1]) arrives; oblivious to the diamond heist, he claims jurisdiction due to the escaped animals, all of which have been recovered but the orangutan. Metatron: God? Jay: Holden: I mean youse guys, I'd do anything for youse guys, 'cause for the lift and shit. What are you trying to say? And sometimes, you play Reindeer Games. Brent: Until it happened to me. Hooper: And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm about to avoid here by letting this butt-fucking Brady Bunch go. Justice: Action, Gus or what? Now they may be titled to sound like the best kick-ass tributes to porn and gross-out humour that you'll ever see, but this is tame material that's just plain dull. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus. James Van Der Beek: They gotta break into Provasik now. Jay and Silent Bob get their royalties from Banky after Silent Bob informs him he violated their original likeness rights contract by not getting their permission before selling the film rights to Miramax, and could face serious legal troubles, and Justice turns herself and her former team in to Willenholly in exchange for a shorter sentence and freeing Jay and Silent Bob. Dude, I think I just filled the cup. I'm a noble rabbit Jay: I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody. 104 min. Gus Van Sant: Read . Jay looks to Bob, they nod at each other and--Jay and Silent Bob, join Morris Day and the TIME onstage, and dance us out to the coda, which reads--CODA Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back went on to . We gotta bust up some people who were calling us names on the internet, even thought they're not really talking about us but characters based on us, and at the same time find my ex-girlfriend-who-was-killed-by-a-car-explosion's monkey. Ben Affleck: Still Galleries (On the Set, Birth of a Poster and Jay and Silent Bob Comics). You've got a sick and twisted world perspective. Oh, you're the executive producer. Jay's Mother: Poor Dante. Jay: While the girls steal the diamonds, Jay and Silent Bob free the animals, stealing an orangutan named Suzanne. There's nothing you can do about it. Your shit is really getting tired, Justice. That was them wasn't it? Disclaimer: 1) a renunciation of any claim to or connection with; 2) disavowal; 3) a statement made to save one's own ass. These are just SOME of the reasons this movie is bad. Wes Craven: Don't you know fast food makes girls fart? You chug that ass cock, baby. Jay: Yeah, you do that. Fuck you, you already said half. Randal Graves: Jay: Sound Apart from dealing with some silly effects and the music score, the 5.1 mix has little to do, but does offer amusingly ludicrous bass levels during the grand opening titles. Don't you recognize me? Contrary to what you believe, not everyone in Hollywood is a homosexual. That was definitely worse than "Clash of the Titans.". A man gets shot with a shot gun in the chest and flies back against a wall. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult-favorite Clerks. Great. Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Jay: Oh Yeah! I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. Jay: You the man. So, we're introduced to how Jay and "hetero life-mate" Silent Bob first met. Well, to have all these fucks stop talking shit about us on the Internet. Meeting the film's racist director Chaka Luther King, who mistakes them for stunt doubles, Jay and Silent Bob are forced to fight Mark Hamill, playing the supervillain Cocknocker (a combination of Hamill's roles as The Joker, The Trickster, and Luke Skywalker) in a Star Wars-esque battle. It may not be my way, but damn if there doesn't go one happy family. It was like watching "Batman & Robin" all over again. Holy shit. Willenholly: I always thought the phrase, "I laughed until I cried," was just an oxymoron. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back grossed $30.1 million in the United States and Canada and $3.7 million in other territories for a worldwide total of $33.8 million, against a production budget of $22 million. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I came up with it before PBS. Tell you what Look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks that a good idea to whip your dick out. Chaka: Oh yeah, nice parenting. Jay's Fantasy Sequence depicting his Conspiracy Theory of apes taking over the world, complete with a shot of a pair of chimps hanging outside a Quick Stop dressed as Jay and Silent Bob. Must kill him, doesn't it! [14] Audiences surveyed by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of "B+" on an A+ to F scale. It also included an homage/referrence to the famous scene in The Fugitive where Tommy Lee Jones briefs the marshalls on "the hard-target search.". There is a newer version of this item: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [Blu-ray] $34.99 (4,241) Only 1 left in stock - order soon. [Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey]. Tickets? We had a deal with you on the comics, remember? Have you seen the price of bus tickets lately. Chaka: You mean the guys in that Prince movie? Jason Biggs: Where we taking it from, Gus? An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. Hey, stop stealing monkeys. Brenda? Be Don Juan de la Nooch. James Van Der Beek: Crazy crackers with guns. Holy Fuck! Date Edit Was Released : September 2007. Uh, three by my count, but close. It was just a diversion so we could steal these. [regarding the Bluntman and Chronic movie], Randal Graves: You wouldn't last A DAY on the Creek. Wow, there's a lot of love in the room. See production, box office & company info, Kevin Smith delivers the goods in a great finale. Holden: Jay: This DVD was reviewed on a JVC XV-S57 DVD player. Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. Echo Base: Banky: Oh and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - *you maniacs*! It's the new millennium. Teen #2: You should be. Let's cut out their kidneys and sell them to the black market and leave them in a seedy motel bathtub full of ice. More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. Learnin' the Moves Wow, more B-roll footage! The film also stars Shannon Elizabeth, Jason Lee, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Will Ferrell, Eliza Dushku, Ali Larter, and Chris Rock, among many others, most of which in cameo appearances. But it was better than "Mallrats". Brief Synopsis: This reinserts 39!!! Whillenholly: Nothing. When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. [ready to act but haven't heard "Action"] They escape as the police arrive and the van explodes, believing the girls have perished. Why didn't Miramax option his other comic instead. Banky: Chaka: OOH you little fuck. The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. Whillenholly: Yeah, I wasn't a big fan either but Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms". I'm busy. Filming took in place in New Jersey, and mostly in California. Smith announced in February 2017 that he was writing a sequel called Jay and Silent Bob Reboot and started filming in February 2019[3][4][5][6] and was released on October 15 that same year. I must be the craftiest motherfucker alive. It incorporates all cent. Jay: Please help improve it by removing unnecessary details and making it more concise. Well, if we were gay, that's certainly the way I'd see it. Its time I get my black ass out of here. [to Silent Bob] Terms and Conditions Privacy Policy California Privacy Rights. Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio CC BUY OR RENT When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being. At least this stuff includes the funk band Morris Day and the Time offering a lesson in cool that all concerned with the movie could have heeded. Passerby: [after tossing Brent out of the van] Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier.The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks.It stars Jason Mewes and Smith respectively as the two eponymous . Music from the Dimension Motion Picture: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the soundtrack to the film, was released on August 14, 2001, by Universal Records. Gus? Learn the surprising story with this compact guide. Teen #1: Hooker #2: This isn't fair! Oh, "Chasing Amy"? They took your intellectual property and turned it into one 90-minute long gay joke. In prison, he'll be the pie. Jay: Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here, me or you? Ben Affleck: Stealing, boning, blowing shit up, and now you're like this little priss with a conscience. Who the fuck does that fuckin' guy think he is? So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website is NONE OF MY FUCKING CONCERN! It features the 2001 Afroman hit, "Because I Got High", whose music video featured the characters Jay and Silent Bob. Have you seen them roaming around? We don't want to rub the C.L.I.T. Brent: What do we do with them now? [Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers]. Un-ban us. Filled with cameos and in-jokes, the riotous road comedy stars Ben Affleck, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Mewes. [the monkey has been put into a car] You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. Make it fast and sexy. Who's watching these babies? Look at me. Silent Bob shakes his head, Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own, They both take a beat and look at the camera, Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving, they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head, Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight, James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake, Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers, Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera, Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away, Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey, Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump, puts a baseball cap on his head backwards, walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive, Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers, to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine, Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe, Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner, Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob, Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night, the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob, after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth, Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic, takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight, Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off, to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker, Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save, he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. Whillenholly: is an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A. Jay throws Brent out of the van to get closer to Justice, to whom he is attracted. Chaka's Production Assistant: Featuring a host of celebrity cameos, Jay and Silent Bobs raucous cross country road trip is a crash course in the rules of the road with a nonstop assortment of outrageous characters.Starring, in alphabetical order: Ben Affleck, George Carlin, Eliza Dushku, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Lee, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith About Miramax:Miramax is a global film and television studio best known for its highly acclaimed, original content.Connect with Miramax Online:Subscribe to Miramax on YOUTUBE: https://goo.gl/h47JXQFollow Miramax on TWITTER: https://twitter.com/miramaxFollow Miramax on INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/miramax/Follow Miramax on PINTEREST: https://www.pinterest.com/Miramax/Follow Miramax on TUMBLR: http://miramax.tumblr.com/Visit Miramax on our WEBSITE: https://www.miramax.com/Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 'Quick Stop' (HD) - Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes | 2001http://www.youtube.com/Miramax This page has been archived and is no longer updated. [Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe]. Jay: Remind me to renew that restraining order. That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. Watch What Roles Has Matt Damon Turned Down? I can't believe Judi Dench played me. edit crew name : nOmArch. Jay: See? Boy, Walt. Okay, here's the deal.